• Hey, you’re another year older, happy birthday! No, we won’t push your bedtime back an hour just yet!
• Here’s to hoping your day includes cakes, cards and zero-mischief — though I won’t hold my breath on the last of those things. Happy birthday!
• Congrats, my darling son — another year older and we still haven’t found the instruction manual that should have been included with ya! Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, my son! Don’t worry, you’ll always be my little boy … who steals all the best leftovers out of my fridge and never returns my favorite hoodie.
• It’s your birthday and you’re a teenager! Which means you get a free day of giving us the ole eye rolls as much as you want. Okay, son, we’re going to have to cap them at 10 p.m.!
• You’ve made it through another year with me as your parent! Happy birthday, son.
• Happy birthday, kiddo! I hope your homework load is light and your cake slice is heavy!
• You may be older and wiser, but you can never beat me when it comes to embarrassing you in public!
• Happy birthday! You may have outgrown cub scouts and T-ball, but you’ll never outgrow being my little man.
• Happy birthday to my favorite (and only) son.
• You did it! You managed to keep yourself in one piece for another year. Happiest of birthdays!
• Have a bear-y special day, my little cub.
• You are my son-shine! Happy birthday to you!
• Happy birthday to the son with the greatest family/loved ones’ on earth! (We’re not biased.)
• We hope your day is filled with love, laughter and no tech support calls from us.
• Happy birthday to my son-in-law, who is thankfully smart, charming and wonderful enough to be part of our family!
• Happy birthday, son! I was going to buy you a big gift, but then I realized nothing could be better than being ours!
• Happy birthday to the guy who has clearly inherited his parents’ good looks.
• This card is valid for whatever you want … as long as you don’t ask for the car keys!
• I wouldn’t trade you for anything in the world. Well, unless the price was pretty high and the paperwork was minimal.
• Happy birthday to my little boy who is today [X years old], but never seems to be too old to need my help with his taxes. Let this be the year that changes that!
• How are you an adult? You still whine to me all the time! Happy birthday!
• Thank you for always testing my patience. Luckily, I’ve aced every test thus far. Here’s to many more years of that!
• Let's have a toast in honor of your birthday! Avocado or cinnamon — your call.
